tarheeltaxi - Mar 3, 2012 12:03 PM

Best taxi ever !!!

chrish - Feb 16, 2012 12:36 AM

Coming back from the bar one night, my friend and I hailed a cab down. When I opened the back door up I noticed it smelled like our driver had just farted REALLY BAD inside. Because it was late, and we were both pretty drunk we didn't think anything of it past the initial shock of getting in-this would later prove to be a huge mistake! I rolled down the backseat window and the smell went away during the ride. Then we got out of the cab and I noticed my friend's back was covered completely in hair!!! As I was hopping out, I noticed something was on the bottom of my shoe when my feet touched down- it was dog sh*t !!!! Yes, the person who took a ride before us must have brought their dog.

jmfoster5 - Dec 26, 2011 12:25 PM

This guy somehow has a license to drive people lol... he shouldn't

mhannaford - Dec 22, 2011 08:13 PM

We held an annual christmas party for this one company last night at the restaurant I work in. There was an open bar for 4-hours w/ a DJ and this one guy there got absolutely wrecked with his girlfriend. At one point, his boss took his keys from him and gave them to us so he couldn't drive. When the drunk guy found this out at the end of the night, he became irate and demanded we return his keys to him so he could drive home. Our manager called him a cab and offered to pay for it. He then began threatening some of the employees that work there, so our manager called mall security and eventually the real cops came. At this point the cab we called was sort of out of the question lol. We watched him sitting outside with his girlfriend (both hammered) for about 20 minutes talking to the cops. His boss was furious with him and kept apologizing to us for him the whole time. Then all of the sudden the guy STOOD UP AND TOOK OFF IN A DRUNKEN SPRINT TRYING TO ESCAPE FROM THE COPS!!! (even though the cops, his g/f, and boss were all standing right there with all of his info lol) The cops chased him down and arrested him. Don't think he will have a job come monday. Sucks for him...might make a good drink responsibly commercial haha.

Jpreddy - Dec 5, 2011 01:26 AM

I went to Wilmington for a weekend to stay with some one of my friends. We went down town and got hammered so a cab was needed to take us back to her apartment. She got all excited and called this guy she knew to come get us and said "he was the best cab driver ever!" Her favorite cab driver came and got us and as I was getting in the van I noticed this fool had a 24 oz can of beer opened! My first thought was OMFG! As our ride proceeded, not only was he drinking and driving 80 mph, but he also rolled a blunt and smoked!!! Craziest ride I have ever had in a cab and definitely the scariest...kinda comical now that I am still alive!!!!

teppan - Oct 19, 2011 04:19 PM

Me and my friends had the most insane driver ever in Tennessee!! He told us stories like this the entire ride back from the bars

flyfishmike - Sep 23, 2011 01:19 PM

As soon as the driver pulled up to our hotel in Prague, I was surprised to see there were already 4 passengers inside the taxi. (it was not a van, just a very, very small car) We were only going a short distance however and I didn't want to wait for another taxi, so we decided to cram inside. I sat on a lady's lap who was bigger than my 6'0, 215lb friend. It was EXTREMELY uncomfortable for more reasons than one.

For most of the ride I kept my eyes shut. My friend sitting in shotgun saw the pedometer hit 135KM/HR at one point. Then another car cut us off and the driver had to jam the brakes to avoid hitting him and the entire backseat flung forward! (The backseat wasn't attached to the floor!!!) When we got there, my friend asked how much the fare was and the driver replied "2600 czk"- which was almost $140. Me thinking it was for all 6 of us, I didn't care because I was just happy to be alive. Then we found out it was $140 for just the two of us and more for the other group. We drank a lot that night.

CAkeWalk - Sep 22, 2011 10:57 AM

I got separated from my friends coming back from a football game so I called a cab to drop me off where they were staying. When the cab arrived, the driver insisted I pay him up front and charged me $40 to drive not even 10 miles. I hesitated at first, but regretfully paid him having no other ride back (since my friends were not answering their phones). The @$$hole drove about 80 MPH or so the entire time beeping at every car and switching lanes every 5 seconds. When the car stopped at a traffic light about 3/4 of the way there, the driver turned around and insisted that I needed to pay him more money. I refused and told him to F himself. So he opened the door, cursed back at me and made me get out. I wasn't even that pissed...he probably would have crashed before we got there anyway. Lesson of the trip- NEVER LOSE YOUR FRIENDS AT A BALLGAME

cardsfan5 - Aug 25, 2011 07:14 PM

On vacation in Mexico with my friend. This guy followed us for 3 straight blocks trying to lure us into his taxi. He didn't speak a single word of English and would not stop smiling and pointing at us. We found a better ride home...creep!

DoUbrah - Aug 15, 2011 12:49 PM

About a month ago, my 2 friends and I went out to a nightclub in LA...Our nights usually get pretty reckless, so we always take a cab out. While I don't remember much from the ride home, about 3 or so blocks away, "What's your fantasy' started playing on the radio... My friend Steve was enjoying the song so much he decided to start stripping in the backseat of the cab then wave his clothes out the window yelling " LADIESSSS your fantasy is 3 blocks that wayyy!!!" at every single girl we drove past on the street